THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF COSTCO ETIQUETTE
May 8, 2011 by Scott Hammond
Filed under Relationships, Scott Hammond, shopping, Uncategorized
Please consider these as the Unwritten Socially
Accepted protocols for all Costco Shoppers:
- No Parking Lot Racing to Get the Best Spot–It takes longer to find the perfect spot that is does to simply park far away and walk.
- The Costco “Attitude”–Don’t expect to get in and out in 5 minutes…This is an outing and a process not an In & Out Burger run…Breathe and relax.
- Greet the Greeter–-They are folks just like you who appreciate a smile and a Hello. Remember the Golden Rule.
- Costco Cart Traffic Violation #1. –Keep moving. If you MUST stop: park your cart on the right side. Not everyone wants to stop and peruse the deals as thoroughly as you. Keep it moving Chief.
- Food Sample Violation#1. –Under NO circumstances are you to stop in the middle of the aisle and wait 5 minutes for the burrito sample to heat. Is this really your last meal?
- Food Sample Violation#2. –Keep your sampling to one ONLY. It’s a sample not an entrée. Take your sample and move on Chief.
- Costco Cart Traffic Visiting Violation #2.--Don’t stop mid-aisle and visit with that friend you haven’t seen for so long. If you must stop (See Rule #4.) or go off to the Paper Goods section and chat. You can catch up uninterrupted there.
- Don’t Over-think the Best Check-out Line to go Through– Pick one Captain! If Costco is busy they will all be about the same time in getting you through and out.
- Don’t Ask for the Runner to get the 5 Items you Forgot–Get them while in the warehouse. Utilizing a runner delays all behind you. BTW: they do not actually run!
- Have your Payment Ready for the Checker Early–You have the time, money, and the conclusion of the Costco run is the exchange of currency…Be prepared to Pay up.
- (Bonus) Greet the Greeter on the Way Out--Load your stuff out of traffic and drive safely out of the Costco lot…people are really clueless when in parking lots–both drivers and walkers. Thanks for shopping at Costco!
3rd Annual Father’s Day Writing Contest.—”My Dad is AWESOME Because__________”
June 6, 2008 by Scott Hammond
Filed under Fathering
In honor of Father’s Day and fathers everywhere….
www.becomeabetterfather.com is sponsoring our 3rd Annual Father’s Day Writing Contest.
We want to know our readers opinions of what it takes to be a AWESOME father.
We value your opinion and would love to hear from you and what you think makes a great dad.
The question we pose is:
” MY DAD IS AWESOME BECAUSE__________________.”
That’s it!
Here are the official rules…
- Write about what you think an AWESOME father is (A poem,essay, or other writing form) LIMIT 300-500 WORDS and simply email to us!
- Email your entry to sjhammond@suddenlink.net
- You must have your entry posted by midnight, Pacific Standard Time, June 30th, 2011.
- July 1st, 2011, the lovely Mrs. Hammond will pick a winner based on what she think rocks!
- The winner receives a free full one-hour consultation with Scott Hammond, an Every Day Book, a full-featured blog post on www.becomeabetterfather and much more!
- We will post an entry on this blog on July 1st 2011, containing links to the winning entry…… so you will get a free link out of the deal.
- You will win an autographed copy of the Every Day Dad: the Guide to Becoming a Better Father!!
That’s it and good luck! The question remains: “MY DAD IS AWESOME BECAUSE__________________”
Best,
Scott Hammond FO-9
Father of Nine
WWW.BECOMEABETTERFATHER.COM
WWW.EVERYDAYDAD.COM

